Contact: Robert Stephens
Arkansas River Trail
System Task Force
PRESS
RELEASE
Closure of the Arkansas
River Trail
Little Rock, April
1, 2015: The
Arkansas River Trail System Task Force announced today that the popular trail
system in Central Arkansas is closed
until further notice. The Task Force regrets this decision and understands it
will cause considerable inconvenience to
residents and visitors to Central Arkansas.
The
circumstances that have lead to this decision are numerous
Because of the multiple construction projects that are occurring along
the trail, local governments are overwhelmed with the amount of trail detours. Public works
and parks departments must install signage for these detours and restripe trail
sections that are affected by these
construction projects. Their costs have been considerable and they’re crying
‘uncle’ to all the detours”, Task
Force spokesman Rob Stephens noted. “The cost to install these signs must be
borne by local governments and are
not budgeted in the contractor’s bids. North Little Rock Parks department has
even tried to reduce costs by mounting detour signs with Velcro.
Contractors have installed Bicycle Abatement Devices in their construction zones to dissuade renegade cyclists. Trail users
are now in a twilight zone situation.” Stephens encourages trail users to take advantage of the newly established Uber water
taxi service on the Arkansas River to access the downtown areas.
Another factor in the decision to close the Arkansas River Trail is the
exponential growth in the Canada Geese population. The geese have commenced
their spring mating rituals and have started attacking trail users. One person
was chased off the trail by a gang
of angry geese and was rescued by the North Little Rock’s Parks’ ranger Ian
Hope. The geese also create piles of
excrement on the trail forcing cyclists to walk their bikes due to the slick
trail conditions. When reached for comment,
North Little Rock’s professional geese dog, ‘Shep’, could only put his head
between his paws in frustration. Shep has been coordinating his geese
chasing efforts with Little Rock Parks’ geese dog Jill, “We chase them back and
forth across the river”, explained Shep,
“they just won’t leave.”
The
Arkansas River Trail System Task Force mission is to develop, maintain and
promote the Arkansas River Trail and adjoining trails in Central Arkansas. The task force is made up of
representatives from the municipalities, counties and agencies that are encompassed by the Arkansas River Trail.
3 comments:
Shep is available for interviews all day today. Contact his publicist Ian at NLR Parks for an appointment.
April Fools!!!!
Paintball hunts against non-migratory nuisance Canada Geese is one of the recommended techniques for dealing with this problem. What dates have been chosen for the first quarterly Burns Park Paintball Goose Hunt, sanctioned by the US Fish & Wildlife Service?
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